Kanye West Rants at MSG: Treat Me Like a God!

Kanye West doesn’t ask for much, people.

The rapper is simply sick of being treated like a slave... wants Presidet Obama to shut up about Kim Kardashian... and believes the truth is inside all of us.

Oh, and he’s also seeking god-like status.

In another epic rant, West took to the stage Saturday night (in a mask, of course) at Madison Square Garden and want off on how Hedi Slimane has not treated him like a deity.

�He was once a friend of mine, in the time of Christian Dior,� Kanye said of the creative director for Saint Laurent. �And I used to wear his tight-ass jeans when I was on tour and get called names for it�

"And Hedi Slimane was a god who didn�t serve no bullsh-t� But it takes a god to recognize another god. So when he told me you can come to my show, but you can�t come to see Phoebe [Philo] and you can�t come to see Riccardo [Tisci], that was odd. He tried to control me! He tried to tell me where I could go!�

And no one puts Kanye in a corner, readers!

Kanye went on to slam Nike, as well, blaming the company for the delay of the latest Air Yeezy II.

�They try to act like people ain�t line up for the Yeezys,� Kanye yelled. �[Nike CEO] Mark Parker tried to sun me. Yes. Sun me because I am the sun and I will shine bright. And when I don�t have as much money as a billionaire and when I don�t have the factories that dude has over there, what I do have is my voice.

"Ain�t no corporation that can take me away from my voice and I�m going to scream at the top of my motherf-cking mountain as loud as I want. Anything I want. Whenever I want. Is that crazy?�

Finally, ’Ye gave a shout-out to Google CEO Eric Schmidt, telling the confused crowd:

�Let�s pray he gives me a chance.�

Seriously. Everyone, please stop what you are doing and pray that this important event takes place.